February 2011
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Examples of men in my town
or why I haven’t had a boyfriend in 4 years.
Guy who thought he had game #1: 7-Eleven checker him: is that all for you sweetie? me: excuse me, what? him: ahem. uh, that all for you? me: yeeeeah, thanks. him: that actually looks so good right now me: yup, I was craving it hard. him: well yeah, I mean, canada dry! have a good one, ok? me: thaaaanks, you too.
Guy who thought he had game #2:...
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A: Who is uncharted-territories?
Q: This girl knows a lot of random crap and just registered to take Jeopardy’s online test in hopes of becoming a contestant.
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aww yeah, tennis time, yeah.
I just learned that my school is hosting a tennis tournament in March at our new arena, and all of the Nike’s sponsored tennis pros are supposed to be in attendance! RAFAEL NADAL, ROGER FEDERER, TOMAS BERDYCH, JUAN MARTIN DEL POTRO, MARIA SHARAPOVA, SERENA WILLIAMS… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I’m also guessing JOHN FREAKING MCENROE will probably be here as well, commentating. I’m...
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WatchSo… I was going to take a creepy bug-eyed photo of myself to send to my mum cause she wants to see what my new glasses look like. Consequently, this creepy bug-eyed video happened. I’ll also have you know this is not how I normally sound.
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I went to my first counseling session today, and I don’t think it’s going to do shit. I hate when people look me in the eye expecting me to divulge my life story. I hate it when I’m encouraged to do this in a limited amount of time so they can absorb and process the information in an even more limited amount of time and then attempt to regurgitate some kind of textbook helpful...
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Watching Nicki Minaj 'My Time Now' for the 2nd...
shawty imma only tell you this once, you the illest.
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list #20: things I will do this year
…in lieu of resolutions that will not be fulfilled
streamline. get rid of extraneous things.
learn how to knit and/or crochet.
stop being so critical of others and examine myself more.
keep my mouth shut.
get over it
improve my psychological and physical health.
read more news articles via the NYT, the Economist, and Reuters.
finish a novel per month. I know this is only 12 books,...
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“Zooey shared his amusement at this remark with the reflection of his own eyes in...”
– Franny and Zooey, J.D. Salinger
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“Zooey shared his amusement at this remark with the reflection of his own eyes in...”
– Franny and Zooey, J.D. Salinger
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list #20: things I will do this year
…in lieu of resolutions that will not be fulfilled
streamline. get rid of extraneous things.
learn how to knit and/or crochet.
stop being so critical of others and examine myself more.
keep my mouth shut.
get over it
improve my psychological and physical health.
read more news articles via the NYT, the Economist, and Reuters.
finish a novel per month. I know this is only 12 books,...
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You know when that really annoying person who always talks in class is nattering on about god knows what? The one who sounds like a psycho to you reeling off all these useless facts about a subject everyone could care less about? I secretly wish I could be that person, because I know I don’t sound like that to anyone. I wish I was that passionate about something, anything. It doesn’t...
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Holy hell...
One of Portland’s high-profile restaurants, whose head chef was just nominated for a James Beard award for christsakes, messaged me (after I kind of, sort of bashed them on my food blog) to ask what I would like to see on their happy hour menu. First the Oregon Culinary Institute, now this. I’m a bit terrified to respond. I’m by no means a food critic and they’re probably...
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Holy hell...
One of Portland’s high-profile restaurants, whose head chef was just nominated for a James Beard award for christsakes, messaged me (after I kind of, sort of bashed them on my food blog) to ask what I would like to see on their happy hour menu. First the Oregon Culinary Institute, now this. I’m a bit terrified to respond. I’m by no means a food critic and they’re probably...
an explanation
Firstly, I would like to thank my followers for their support. It’s a beautiful thing that people I haven’t even met would show concern. Next, I would like to apologize to everyone I know personally who follows me for scaring the shit out of you. Ultimately, I know that there a great many people who care for me and give a fuck about me. Starting today, I am going to try to feel the...
an explanation
Firstly, I would like to thank you for your support. Next, I would like to apologize to everyone I know personally who follows me for scaring the shit out of you. Ultimately, I know that there a great many people who care for me and give a fuck about me. Starting today, I am going to try to feel the same way about myself.
The truth is that everyone has high and low points. I tend to be on the...
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