Home is within my reach!
So many things to do*, like
- reunite with my beloved car and take a nice, long drive. ZOOM ZOOM, BITCH
- find some fucking employment
- root for the Timbers
- prohibit Chinese food from entering my mouth for the foreseeable future
- drink beer. copious amounts of beer.
- hug all the white people I know
- inhale dat fresh Oregon air and drink some good ol’ Oregon tap water
- mount my bike
- catch up on my Netflix queue
- eat all the burritos and burgers
- all of them
*I will be partaking in all of the above with my American flag Litas on.